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Tired of ironing your shirts? Get fat and watch those creases vanish! pic.twitter.com/gpEcYBedsy

— LifeAdviceLamp (@life_lamp) May 22, 2016

This, from Douglas Adams, should legally be inserted into every Twitter argument ever. pic.twitter.com/ZYoUmwgLp3

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 26, 2016

Go to bed. You're just refreshing Twitter again.

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) May 25, 2016

Things to look forward to in the future… lightsabers small enough to toast bread as you cut. #TowelDay pic.twitter.com/krQb3Hyklu

— Mara Jade Skywalker (@MasterJediMara) May 25, 2016

Poll showing Christians now a minority in the UK means that soon there'll be so few that the BBC will feel obliged to represent them.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 24, 2016

Whoever named these Canadian streets clearly couldn’t be arsedhttps://t.co/bRhHkSJxCd pic.twitter.com/C7TbGKtSy7

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 23, 2016

A pair of glasses were left on the floor at a museum and everyone mistook it for art https://t.co/V3dGxlTw4d

— The Independent (@Independent) May 27, 2016

#recap How are these people on the textbook cover if they’re posing for it?https://t.co/PP5i2tt0jv pic.twitter.com/gsByPXFr2V

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 28, 2016